Air Racing Mugs

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bob's Driving School.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Tractor Racing

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Cheesie Rider

Baby Race.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

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