Air Miles Accumulator Pillows

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

'Due to the cost of living rises we need to increase our bonus and remuneration packages.'

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

Air miles rewards.

Only 5000 miles on the clock!

"I suppose he only works one day a year but just think of the air miles he collects..."

Skydivers recording their air miles.

"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."

The Flying Timeshare,,,starting at only 3000 miles: 'Ask me,'

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."

...long-term growth, high yield, monthly income, or riches beyond the Dreams of Avarice?

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Am I allowed to sit down if I'm on standby?'

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."