Air-filled Artistry Admirer Prints

Balloon dog training

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Shell Fire

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

1,572 Performances.

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Those who can can, dance."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

The drinker.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Starbucks Siren

Peter Gabriel

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

James Levine

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

Roadie

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

Spinning violinist

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

I told you not to touch its belly.

Big Ballet Dancer.

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Dame Sybil Thorndike

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION