Air-filled Artistry Admirer Pillows

Balloon dog training

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Shell Fire

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

1,572 Performances.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

The drinker.

"Those who can can, dance."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Starbucks Siren

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Spinning violinist

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Roadie

Big Ballet Dancer.

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION