Ai Skeptic Pillows

'Now don't panic. Not everything was erased. We still have loads of data on rainfall, upholstery and jaywalking.'

"My new artificial-intelligence app just spews out a stream of unintelligible drivel!"

'What disturbs me most is the growing impersonality of daily life.'

Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

"We'll at least AI can't take our job."

"Being replaced by 'state of the art' A.I. would have been bad enough. Being replaced by a 1984 teasmade was WORSE."

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"We printed you off our new 3D printer. Which is why you don't get time off, a raise in pay and lunch breaks."

"This is the final straw! No more upgrades for you!"

"Are the ingredients real?"

Marian And Alexa Have Their First Fight

"Soon computers will get together and form committees."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

"I think we can program ethics into our computers now. I stole our competitor's program."

A robot is sat beside rows of hairy men, typing on a type writer.

'If automation ever creeps into this place, I'm getting out.'

Man and computer think: 'Boy, you can't do anything right!'

"Welcome to the future"

"The AI can't replace him because he's not doing anything."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

CREEPY AF AI

AI Threat to Democracy

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."