Ai And Robotics Pillows

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"Security? The facial recognition system likes my face. It let me in but won't let me out."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Google car."

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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Driverless cars rage.