Agronomy Enthusiast Mugs

New Trade Deal

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Pull the udder one

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Cow of BEEF

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Free Range Employees.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Can he come out and play?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Cow and Milk

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

The worm that churned!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"