Agriculture Pillows

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'We've had to scale down a few things on the farm.'

Rattlecornsnake

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

'We complete each other...'

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Human population Train.

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

Milking the Cow.

'Been really busy, Doctor?'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Bubble Gum Farms.

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

Disraeli's Empty Promises to Agriculture

Safety Thing.

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Farmers and smart looking scarecrow - "I get so much subsidy I don't know what to do with it!"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

A Protractor.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"I've never trusted cows."

"The farm is only looking for someone part-time, no more than 80 hours a week."

"...and here I was...only just getting used to being paid for NOT doing things."

Grass is greener.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.