Agribusiness Trendsetter Prints

'I think Willis has gone overboard with his 'agribusiness' image.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"He's a quick learner."

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

"Genetically modified crops are more resilient against climate change."

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

Speculators and Food Production

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

Drought ruined corn crop.

"Is your business picking up?"

"First I used one herbicide, then another, then it got out of hand."

'This is gonna sound crazy, but I've got an idea.'

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

"I've never seen the corn this bad."

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

After losing cancer lawsuit, Bayer turns Monsanto into an arms factory.