Agribusiness Magnate Prints

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Sold his air rights."

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Choices.

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."