Agribusiness Guru Pillows

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

A collective sigh of relief.

Money down the drain.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

World hunger

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

A chill wind is blowing...

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'In this economy, I don't say anything without first saying, in this economy...'

Paradigm Suicide

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."