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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Raptures

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pull the udder one

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Runner Bean...

I've located your problem, luv!

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'