Agri-fanatic Pillows

Sheep farmer

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Cow Pinatas

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

COWS: Cow Pong

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Cow and Milk

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Police Cow!

Wild Cow.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"