Agri-fanatic Pillows

Sheep farmer

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

COWS: Cow Pong

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

Wild Cow.

Cow and Milk

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'