Agri-buff T-Shirts

Crops and Food Prices.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Oh Hi!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Get on with it!

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).