"Is your mother here? I thought I smelled her perfume."
Aging Gracefully Observers Mugs
Start their day with a smile using our mugs designed for those who observe aging gracefully. Witty, warm, and charming, these mugs make every coffee break a celebration of life's journey.
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."
"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"
An old man exercising with hourglasses
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
"We REALLY do get better with age."
Parts Department
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
"Went with the hair plugs I see."
"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."
Aging Problems
'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
"You're right, they are statins."
"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"
'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'
The Aging of Underwear
'It makes you look fifty years younger.'
"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."
Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.
"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."
"Miriam keeps me young."
A very fine vintage
'They want your underwear.'
'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'
'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'
'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'
The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'
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