Aging Gracefully Gurus T-Shirts

Before and After.

"Wake up! You were having a nightmare. Don't worry. Your demographic is still marketable."

After 40 we send 'Thank you' notes to people for forgetting our birthday.

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"I'd like to return this mirror, its reflection looks older than I feel."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Your contents have shifted."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Parts Department

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Aging Problems

"I noticed a few browns."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"You're right, they are statins."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I come from the future."