Aging Gracefully Gurus Prints

Before and After.

"Wake up! You were having a nightmare. Don't worry. Your demographic is still marketable."

Sadie, we're not spring chickens. We need to write living wills in case we get real sick. I hate thinking about that stuff. I won't deal with it. I won't. Sweetums, I know it's scary. But everybody is thinking about this these days. I want to be kept plugged into my iPad. I'll have a low-carb feeding tube.

It's my 20th anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years, this cafe. Ahhh!! You've been here 20 years? I'm old, so old, so aged. I'm two decades older than when I met you. This is a terrifying moment!!! And yet, I do look remarkably good under the circumstances. I think you for your congratulations. Think nothing of it. I always tell myself I look good.

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

After 40 we send 'Thank you' notes to people for forgetting our birthday.

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"I'd like to return this mirror, its reflection looks older than I feel."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Your contents have shifted."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Parts Department

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Aging Problems

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"I noticed a few browns."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."