Aging Gracefully Aficionados T-Shirts

"What about our pension plan?"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Multi-Generational Books

'Man...You age great!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Parts Department

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Aging Problems

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"You're right, they are statins."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

A very fine vintage

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

The Aging of Underwear

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."