Aging Gracefully Aficionados Mugs

"What about our pension plan?"

Black Widow Spiders and Middle Age.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Multi-Generational Books

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Man...You age great!'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Parts Department

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Aging Problems

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"You're right, they are statins."

The Aging of Underwear

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"Miriam keeps me young."

A very fine vintage

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."