Agility Prints

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'Let's not go by the book.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Agility God

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Project Manager Showdown

Life in the fastest lane.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Access Assessments

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"I'm glad the government made us put inthis wheelchair entrance"