Agility Training Prints

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Agility God

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Ego Increasing School

Project Manager Showdown

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Come on, I have agility training soon.

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

I suggest you get rid of that paunch! It's not a paunch, it's a big double chin!

Dance Partners

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Angel Throwing Halo for Dog to Fetch

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

Shake that butt!

"Walk it off, Butler!"

'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'

Adama Traore