Agile Enthusiast T-Shirts

"...and this is our Agile project!"

Project Manager Showdown

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Agility God

"Uh-Oh..."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Women in a cross country race

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

New Memer/Incumbent

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Business 101

Day One, NASA

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"I know the baby is in here somewhere."

'Well, we made it.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"We need a brownfield site."

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Site of the historic battle between Ace Development Co. and Citizens to Save Trees'.

'My management philosophy is simple. Get the paperwork properly filled out and submitted on time.'

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'