Aggression Manager Gifts

Sports Work Out

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Tipping Pain Chart

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Executive Panic Room.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'