Ageing Humorist Mugs

'Wow! We all got fat and bald!!!'

"Why bother?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Birthday To-Do List

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

When scientists come out of retirement.

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

Rodin's Generation Gap

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

'The teachers' range are all designed vertically so they can stand at the front of the class.'

"I'm starting to look old."

"It's the Florida kid."

"How do you know my wish didn't come true."

Old Darth Vader