'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
Ageing Gracefully Advocate Mugs
Celebrate the journey of aging gracefully with our witty mugs, perfect for morning coffee or tea, that inspire positivity and humor about growing older.
"I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized I needed Steve replacement."
"Anchored on the far side, we have the oldest ship in the fleet."
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?
Atlas - The later years
'I hear she had her face lifted.'
Middle aged woman without bra.
"Wrong! I've got a full time job. . . it's called old age."
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
"Your contents have shifted."
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."
An old man exercising with hourglasses
Parts Department
"We REALLY do get better with age."
"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
"I noticed a few browns."
Aging Problems
"Went with the hair plugs I see."
"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."
"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."
'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'
'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'
Ageing Gracefully Advocate Mugs Collection
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