Ageing Aficionado Mugs

'The worst part about menopause was having to ask my husband's advice on blade vs electric shaver.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'It's true that whiskey improves with age: the older I get, the more I like it.'

"Still scaring kids? Are you kidding? At my age I'm lucky if I can crawl out from under the bed."

"Call me?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Ed's receding hairline!

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Diego Velasquez

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Love Birds love just being together

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Saguaro Cacti.

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

A small heart within a big heart.

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

Love

"Looks like Rick's scored."