Age Observer Prints

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"The older I get, the older 'Old' gets."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Life and Death

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Go ask your search engine."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Evolution into a pair of sandals.