Age-induced Music Lover Pillows

All the Corny Old Songs You've Shamefully Started Liking Now You're over 30

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."