Age Gap Relationships Admirer Pillows

"This should be hilarious."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Love Birds love just being together

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"'Till death do you part?"

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Guard asking whether a girl is young enough for a half price ticket

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

"Mother's dying to met you."

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"Scootch over."

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."

'George is much older than me. When he was 6 I was only half his age...'

"I'm dating an 144 year old woman..."

'They say wine improves with age-the older I get the more I like it!'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with my brother's wife. What's the best way to ask her out? Posthumously. No, seriously. I can see myself spending the rest of my life with her. That just may end up being a beautiful five minutes.

"Twenty seven million dollars isn't old."