Age Gap Relationship Supporters Pillows

"Mother's dying to met you."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"'Till death do you part?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"This should be hilarious."

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

"I DO like you. YOU don't like you."

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'

"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

'George is much older than me. When he was 6 I was only half his age...'

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."

"I'm dating an 144 year old woman..."

"At first Jill and I were flattered when the teens wanted to hang out with us, but then we realized why we don't care for teenagers."

"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"

"Twenty seven million dollars isn't old."

'Harold's sweet, smart, funny, thoughtful and rich. Maybe if I squint he won't look that old to to me...'