Age-defying Optimist Prints

'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'

Age Cannot Wither.

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Still hip, but not much hop.

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

"The side effects of this experimental medication are; happiness, improved eye sight and increased strength. . . Oh well, back to the drawing board."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Cup half full

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"75"

"Room for bigger presents!"

'You know you're 40 when...'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"I'm starting to look old."

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."