Afternoon Tea T-Shirts

"Myrna! Feel sorry for Mrs. DeStefano. She's never read Eudora Welty."

"More tea, Vicar?"

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."

"Jack and I have learned to accept each other's idiosyncrasies, like my passion for cashew brittle, and his going out every night and not coming home until dawn."

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

Aggravating Flippancy

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

Tea Snob.

A little man popping head out of teapot.

"Couldn't you have told me you'd be working from home today before I scheduled tea with the girls?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Patissier

Teatime

Time for Tea

Teapot

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"You had me at alternative milk."