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Patissier

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Any time is cake o'clock

'He made an excellent jelly.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for Tea!

Teapot

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Shall I be mother?

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

The Queen on holiday

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Afternoon Tea

Tea Snob.

Time for Tea

Shall I be mother?

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

Announcement at teatime

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Chocolate Cake

1920's High Tea.

A Dragon Tea

Teapot

"My whole goddam MacArthur is in Nasdaq."