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"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'He lived and died for golf.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Gates of heaven

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Heaven

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Post-psychoanalysis

Life on cloud 8

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.