Afterlife Leisure Lovers T-Shirts

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"From this you make a living?"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

CartoonStock Upload

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Gates of heaven

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Post-psychoanalysis