Afterlife Jam Session Fans Mugs

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Plum jam...

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"From this you make a living?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

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'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Gates of heaven

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Post-psychoanalysis