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"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

The Suite Hereafter

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

The Final Selfie