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"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

The Final Selfie

Going Down?

The Suite Hereafter