Afterlife Indulger Mugs

Eating in Heaven.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

The Reaper's Arms

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"From this you make a living?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

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Gates of heaven

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Post-psychoanalysis