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'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.'

I'm afraid of heights.

Hades Cafeteria. You didn't have any seared steak, blackened fish or even any devils food cake! What do you guys want? Take-out food. No exit.

"Welcome and here is your ear and arm back."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You run into a window, too?"

"From this you make a living?"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

Gates of heaven

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."