Afterlife Comic Relief Fan Gifts

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Touché"

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The First Printed Bible

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

"I've changed my mind"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"You got this, Nana."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

Optimism is extremely contagious.

"You're not a failure - a lot of men come in to difficulty with their girlfirends bra clasps."

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.