Afterlife Comic Relief Fan Gifts

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Touché"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

The First Printed Bible

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

When clowns run out ammunition.

"You got this, Nana."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"I've changed my mind"

Exposed and imprisoned.

'It will cure every ailment known to man, the only side effect is, you'll choke to death trying to swallow it.'

Optimism is extremely contagious.

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"You're not a failure - a lot of men come in to difficulty with their girlfirends bra clasps."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"