Afterlife Athlete Mugs

Delight your afterlife athlete with a mug that keeps their spirit alive! Perfect for morning coffees or celebratory drinks, these mugs bring humor and warmth to their eternal sports journey.

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'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,' mockup

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

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Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket. mockup

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

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"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either." mockup

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!" mockup

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..." mockup

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

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Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

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'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?' mockup

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"It's true: no more burpees."

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'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.' mockup

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

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"All we have left is standing room only."

"All we have left is standing room only." mockup

"All we have left is standing room only."

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"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox." mockup

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

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'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

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"Needs to get a life"

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"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far." mockup

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

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"I thought there would be bacon here." mockup

"I thought there would be bacon here."

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Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

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A surprise in heaven

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'We've re-branded.'

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'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.' mockup

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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"I do tech support for the cloud." mockup

"I do tech support for the cloud."

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.' mockup

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.' mockup

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

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The Reaper's Arms

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'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?' mockup

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

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"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue." mockup

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

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"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump." mockup

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

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"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?" mockup

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'." mockup

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

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"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!" mockup

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

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Afterlife Athlete Mugs Collection

Afterlife Athlete Pillows

Snuggle up with our cozy pillows that spotlight your favorite afterlife athlete. Perfect for adding a humorous or heartfelt touch to any space.

Afterlife Athlete Prints

Brighten their space with an eye-catching print celebrating the afterlife athlete! These lively artworks make a spirited statement for any fan.

Afterlife Athlete T-Shirts

Find the perfect tee to honor your eternal sports hero! Our t-shirts are designed to bring a smile and showcase their everlasting passion for the game.