After-work Tippler T-Shirts

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

Tip responsibly

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

Ballet Beggar.

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

"You know this is to solve your problems."

Harry, I've just had a tip!