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Aphrodisiacs For Sale.

City Zoo: Day Care

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Koala

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Marco ..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Giraffe Selfie