Affectionate Antics Fan T-Shirts

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Stubborn Horse

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog ignores angry cat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Cat scratches dog's car.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Dog Walking on Stilts

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'