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'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Stubborn Horse

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Namastayyy

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"It doesn't work on geese."