Aesop Fan Prints

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Sorry

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

OMG UR HOT

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

OOPS!

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Spider watching his web cam.

Spiders in love

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

'I'm just surfing the web.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"I still want grandchildren.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"The dating scene is alright for you, female worms are everywhere! But when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?"

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

"It's good it's not windy. . . it makes it easier to catch flies."

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

'So should I bother with dinner?'

'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'