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"Your pilot is still de-icing."

"Attention passengers...all delayed flights will be delayed."

'Are we there yet?'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Captain Pointy No.14 - Falling out a loop the loop

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Very soon, a drop-down screen will appear so that you all can enjoy an 'in flight and sitting on the tarmac movie'.'

Parachutist lands on commuter in the street

'Well folks, it's a spectacular day! On the right you have a fantastic view of Mount Whatchamacallit and on the left you can see the sparkling shores of Lake Idunno.'

Haves and Have Nots.

Airlines

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Cow Blue Arrows

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Airplane food

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'