Aeroplane Enthusiast Mugs

'You want to learn how to fly?'

"They really are a budget airline."

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

Yellow Airplane

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Birds Following Witch.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."