Aerophile Pillows

'These overtired Pilots you hear about I suppose.'

'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'

Terminal Illness.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Is that the Earth?"

"Here we are."

Man using to much bug spray

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Couple sharing earbuds.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Music for car stereos

Petrarch

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Speaker Farmer.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Air Pods.

At the CD shop.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.