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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

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Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Cow Pilot.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Chick Billiard Ball

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Snooker.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

'Just a friendly game.'