Adwit Enthusiast Pillows

'Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when writing the classified ads!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"From this you make a living?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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Gates of heaven

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.