Adwit Enthusiast Pillows

'Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when writing the classified ads!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"From this you make a living?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

Gates of heaven

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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Stephen Fry.